I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
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