On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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