Plan B is the new Plan A
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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