I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I smell like Dick and happiness
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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