He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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