Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
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