Where are you?
In a non slutty way
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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