Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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