How'd it feel making her break her religion?
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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