You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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