Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I checked into jail on foursquare
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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