I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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