She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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