some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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