If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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