I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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