But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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