you guys were way drunker than both of me
smell my finger.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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