i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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