we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I am naked and annoyed.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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