Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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