There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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