My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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