Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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