therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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