we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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