She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
