I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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