Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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