Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I just got carded by a ten year old.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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