I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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