People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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