He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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