You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
i would punch a child for taco bell
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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