When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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