i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
do nipples grow back?
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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