TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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