When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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