I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
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