He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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