But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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