her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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