I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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