we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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