She said her name was "party"
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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