But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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