A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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