I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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