so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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