I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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