I want to have your abortion
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
this just has baby written all over it
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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